Beauty is only Skin Deep

"PS9" (PS9) 01/17/2016 at 10:43 • Filed to: None

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But fugly is to the bone.

bob and john > PS9 01/17/2016 at 10:47

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i swear that car looks like its about to cry

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PS9 01/17/2016 at 10:52

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It’s worse in person.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > PS9 01/17/2016 at 10:52

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Whoever came up with this grill design has to be fired asap.

Chariotoflove > PS9 01/17/2016 at 10:55

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I like the way it looks, especially the rear.

Tekamul > PS9 01/17/2016 at 10:57

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Have you seen the ‘badgeless’ commercials? It’s basically stating, “people who like the Malibu are the dumbest consumers imaginable.”

It makes me cringe everytime.

fhrblig > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 01/17/2016 at 10:58

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The grille design is the least offensive part to me. The whole car looks blobby and tense.

That focus group commercial drives me insane. “It looks like a BMW”, says the man who has never actually seen a BMW.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > fhrblig 01/17/2016 at 11:01

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Thank god that I’ve never seen those commercials. I wonder how much GM had to pay for those actors to say that.

PS9 > fhrblig 01/17/2016 at 11:05

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Maybe he’s from an alternate reality where BMW and Chevy have switched places in the market and on planet earth.

Probenja > PS9 01/17/2016 at 11:08

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Please GM, put that car out of it’s misery, it looks so depressed.

PS9 > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 01/17/2016 at 11:11

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Oh my god it’s so bad

“What bracket would you put this car in?”
Fifty, sixty grand
Oh, eighty thousand or so...

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > PS9 01/17/2016 at 11:18

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I think I’ll have to puke now. Do those ‘real’ actors believe what they say?..

Klaus Schmoll > PS9 01/17/2016 at 11:27

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It reminds me of Marvin the depressive Robot.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > PS9 01/17/2016 at 11:28

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I saw one in person a couple days ago and really liked it

¯\_()_/¯

nermal > PS9 01/17/2016 at 11:35

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The front end reminds me of a catfish.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Klaus Schmoll 01/17/2016 at 12:10

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This was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw it.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PS9 01/17/2016 at 13:32

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

Move the bowtie up from the crossbar onto the narrow upper grille and it actually looks good.

Dammit GM, you really love wreaking things at the last minute.

wafflesnfalafel > PS9 01/17/2016 at 13:40

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yeah, the TV advert is stupid, but I kinda like the new Malibu’s styling, (take pity on me..) Better than any of the other current GM sedans, though not as cool as that hot new Cruze hatch.

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > nermal 01/17/2016 at 15:29

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They even added LED whiskers. Wow.

Nauraushaun > PS9 01/17/2016 at 21:08

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Bombshell: it doesn’t look that different to the new Camaro, which is also ugly

TrickJos > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 01/18/2016 at 06:18

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I agree. Seeing it in these commercials without a badge at all confirms this for me. Odd how such a small detail can make something so hard to look at.